“Scientists have found that the drugs used most often in the administration of general anesthesia, produce memory alteration and loss side effects that can last anywhere from one to twelve months following surgery. These effects closely resemble that of…..squirrel!!!!!”
Sounded like a plausible headline at first, didn’t it? And much of it actually is an amalgam from several stories that I did read this morning on the web (because you know if you found it on the internet, it’s true). Well it was mostly true, right up to the part about the squirrel…although that part is true enough for me. I am finding that I’ll be thinking about somthing I need to get at the store (and in fact as I write this, I just remembered something I didn’t get when I was there a short time ago, in spite of the fact it was on my list, dammit), then suddenly before I can write that thing down, I will be onto something else totally unrelated and I have zero memory of what I was just thinking about. None. Zippity-do-dah it’s gone. Before you know it the front door is left unlocked overnight, the shower is still running, the oven is on but there is nothing in it…and I’m taking a nap, because why not? It’s a short nap, because my brain freaks out after about 7.2 minutes and says “hey, remember the THING you were going to put on your list for the store and you forgot” and by the time I wake up enough to write it on the list, I’ve forgotten it again, but at least I turned off the stove. Just not before I stopped to pet the cat, water the plants, get the mail and take out the trash.
And words are gone too…I HATE that. It’s like living in a game of perpetual Charades. “Sounds like…, two words” argh. It’s not like they are complex or unusual things either. Every day items just don’t have a name for a moment. “Honey, have you seen my…” as my voice trails off. Poor husband. He just has to wait it out patiently as I pound my head on whatever flat surface is nearest to me, in frustration. “oh crap, you know, that….thing….it’s almost there…ah, shit, it’s gone. It’ll come to me someday”. And it does, at 2 am, when I want to desperately be sleeping rather than having this random verbal vomit of words in my head. It slowly is resolving, and I can now go a couple of days without an issue, then suddenly it will creep up on me and WHOOMP. Here we go again.
It can be embarassing too, depending on when it happens. I was talking to a colleague at work the other day, and needed to ask her a question when the topic of the question was just gone. POOF!! Into thin air. For about 10 min we had to just chat about stuff. Eventually it came back to me, but honestly, the idea was just airborne on the wind until then. Even writing this, I start out thinking “hey, I’ll add….squirrel!!” and off I go again. I’d try writing things down, but that damn squirrel would bury the paper someplace, like an acorn, and then next spring when I’m cleaning I’ll dig up the list and wonder why the hell I wrote down these weird, seemingly random statements.
In the meantime, if you’re talking to me and I just go off on a tangent, bear with me. I’m sure it will improve in time, and remember my husband really needs your understanding and….squirrel!!!
Just so you know, I had a similar conversation with someone just yesterday. I’m ten days out from surgery myself and everything you just said is perfectly true. I can remember everything we said.
I just have no clue who I talked to…
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It wasn’t me….I don’t think….
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That’s hysterical. Or totally pitiful. I’m not sure if I know which. I’ll get back to you an a few months. If I remember. And who are you again?
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You made me laugh, but it was a sympathetic laugh. Hang in there – hope it gets better soon!
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I do too. Of course, if it doesn’t, I’ll probably forget that it bothered me, LOL
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Yes, I’ve heard of that side effect as well, Beth. I actually experience the symptoms myself, without the anesthesia.
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We don’t need no steenking surgery! Er, not for THAT, anyway. 👍
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By all accounts it wouldn’t work anyway…
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Are you SURE it’s without anesthesia? Or perhaps just general anesthesia administered by medical personnel?
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So you suspect self-medication, is that what you’re saying? Clearly, we must have more research!
Quickly! Call a meeting! I’ll reserve a conference room!
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Well, I had anesthesia when I was very little, thinking about it… the affects can’t last this long though… can they??? Eek!
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